#Regulars

Welcome to the homepage of #Regulars on AfterNET!

#Regulars exists to be a sanctuary for folks who have managed to register an AuthServ account at AfterNET. Our hope is that the channel will generally be free of spammers, lamers, and other annoying people. We've also permanently banned WebTV and MSNTV users since they generally have a better experience in channels that cater specifically to them. Any registered user is welcome to stop by and chat!

Lists of rules totally suck. #Regulars probably has some rules, but they're left as an exercies for new visitors to discover through trial and error. Such rules may change over time, may not be enforced fairly, and may differ depending on the currently active members and the phase of the moon. People we like will probably be allowed to get away with more crap than new people or people we find irritating.

The channel owner believes in giving people enough rope with which to hang themselves and is quick to “addpeon” new visitors, “addop” regular users, and increase the access levels of current ops over time. Each user has free reign to make use of the commands available at their access level, which includes the ability of coowners and managers to add and remove other users at their discretion. The channel owner feels that if a user has difficulty behaving responsibly as an op, he probably isn't well suited to be in the channel at all.

This section is gloriously maintained by MaddenedMan!

• Neisa. She is the Beautiful and Mysterious Ninja-Goddess of AfterNet. As penance for forgetting her, MaddenedMan has left her at the top of the list. ¹⁾

• Rubin. He is Zeus. GRAND MASTER OF TEH AFTERNETS! He pwneth the afternet, he pwneth the users.

• dcraig. He is... er... dcraig. He pwneth the #regulars, as far as I can tell.

• ibutsu. He is like the God of war, whoever that was. He pwneth ²⁾ the website.

• nerdie. She is Mother nature. She pwneth all of our SOULS! ³⁾

• alicia. She's a golem.

• MaddenedMan. He is the GRAND MASTER OF THE GASMS!⁴⁾ Also, he wrote this. ⁵⁾

• PlacidBox. He is the GRAND MASTER OF THE PWN! ⁶⁾

• oracle. This girl is off the hizzle, my nizzle! Here is why:

1. She's a self-proclaimed bizzle!
2. She's got that sizzle!
3. She can blow that whizzle!

• reggie. Another golem.

• Spankies. Persephone. Resident jailbait

• Ravill. Loki, the mischeivous giant. “I don't want to be part of your sick fantasies! Ravill does :)”

• Phil and gem_max. I dunno, they're Gem and Phil. ⁷⁾

• PeanutHorst. The GRAND MORTAL ⁸⁾

• GnominClature. He is the GRAND MASTER OF THE SQUELCHY PINK UNDERPANTS!⁹⁾

• TrustMe. TrustMe is the sexretary of her Snabby-Wabby-Schnookums.¹⁰⁾

• Snabbit. He is the GRAND PROTECTOR OF THE SEXRETARY!¹¹⁾

• Evil_Chipmunk. The EVIL CHIPMUNK GOD OF TARANADUR!¹²⁾ Smiter of the lowly peanut-beings.¹³⁾

• LtData. He is the GRAND MASTER OF THE... BATER. er... He is the GRAND ONE WITH THE GRANDLY SIZED PIECES! ¹⁴⁾

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.